pat is so cute i wanna make him mad
“You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
Meanwhile on a parallel universe
I laughed way too hard at this
Orphan Black wins Best Drama Series at the Canadian Screen Awards 2014!
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
#WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW
"But you see the good in people."
*claps b/c awesomeness*
Does anyone else find it odd that our society expects 14-year-old kids to know what jobs they will want for the rest of their lives, but doesn’t believe an adult woman when she says she doesn’t want to be a mother?